“It’s Homer!” – Marge Bouvier “I don’t know what you see in that ugly meatball.” – Patty Bouvier “Uh-huh, if you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get a cat.” – Selma Bouvier “It would leave less hair on the couch.” – Jacqueline Bouvier
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .