Category: QotD


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    “In order to keep our broadcasting license we devote Sunday night dead time to public service shows of limited appeal.… READ MORE

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    “What is your area of expertise?” – Adult Education Annex Administrator“Well, I can tell the difference between butter and I… READ MORE

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    “Now, why are we doomed to this Quimby quagmire, you ask, oh, reasonable listener? Because this town is under the… READ MORE

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    “Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in ten years!” – NASA Guy That was damn fine… READ MORE

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    “Digital audiotape my butt! When I was a kid we had compact discs and I don’t recall no one complaining.” –… READ MORE

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    “Ahh, the morning horoscope . . . Today will be a day like every other day. . . . Oh,… READ MORE

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    “Get out of my office!” – Matt Groening Happy birthday! READ MORE

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    “Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student, possibly Bart Simpson, has been circulating candy hearts featuring crude, off color… READ MORE

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    “Hello, I’m Mr. Plow. Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snow blowers? And the inevitable heart… READ MORE

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    “Uh-oh, two Independent Thought Alarms in one day! The students are over stimulated. Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the… READ MORE

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    “Have you noticed any change in Bart?” – Marge Simpson “New glasses?” – Homer Simpson “No. He looks like something… READ MORE

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    “Lis, today I am a god.” – Bart Simpson“Is that why you’re sitting on an ice cream sandwich?” – Lisa… READ MORE

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    “Hey, Mel, bring me another nicotine patch! Uh, I think there’s some space on my butt.” – Krusty the Klown READ MORE

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    “The next few weeks at my dream job were like a wonderful waking coma.” – Homer Simpson READ MORE

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    “Well, I’m glad some people could resist the lures of the big game.” – Reverend Lovejoy“Oh my God!  I forgot… READ MORE

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    “Can’t I come home later?” – Milhouse van Houten“There’s not going to be a home later.” – Luann van Houten READ MORE

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    “Ahh, they think they’re so high and mighty, just cause they never got caught driving without pants.” – Moe READ MORE

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    “Holy cow! You just fell on Aerosmith.” – Barney Gumble READ MORE

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    “Forgot there was a physical today, huh?” – Homer Simpson READ MORE

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    “Hey, Bart dude! Whoa, you look freaked.” – Otto“Hey, Otto man, I got a big test that I am not… READ MORE