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“In order to keep our broadcasting license we devote Sunday night dead time to public service shows of limited appeal.… READ MORE
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“What is your area of expertise?” – Adult Education Annex Administrator“Well, I can tell the difference between butter and I… READ MORE
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“Now, why are we doomed to this Quimby quagmire, you ask, oh, reasonable listener? Because this town is under the… READ MORE
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“Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in ten years!” – NASA Guy That was damn fine… READ MORE
“Get out of my office!” – Matt Groening Happy birthday! READ MORE
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“Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student, possibly Bart Simpson, has been circulating candy hearts featuring crude, off color… READ MORE
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“Hello, I’m Mr. Plow. Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snow blowers? And the inevitable heart… READ MORE
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“Uh-oh, two Independent Thought Alarms in one day! The students are over stimulated. Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the… READ MORE
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“Hey, Mel, bring me another nicotine patch! Uh, I think there’s some space on my butt.” – Krusty the Klown READ MORE
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“The next few weeks at my dream job were like a wonderful waking coma.” – Homer Simpson READ MORE
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“Well, I’m glad some people could resist the lures of the big game.” – Reverend Lovejoy“Oh my God! I forgot… READ MORE
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“Can’t I come home later?” – Milhouse van Houten“There’s not going to be a home later.” – Luann van Houten READ MORE
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“Ahh, they think they’re so high and mighty, just cause they never got caught driving without pants.” – Moe READ MORE
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