“Though I’ll be inoculating babies in Kampuchea, my heart will always be with you.” – Lisa Simpson “That sucks. How ’bout ‘Crocodiles bit off my face’?” – Bart Simpson “That’s disgusting. And besides, when a woman loves a man it doesn’t matter that a crocodile bit off his face.” – Marge Simpson “I may hold you to that, Marge.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .