“Hi, Ned. Homer sends his apologies, but, um, there was some important work at the plant that only he could take care of.” – Marge Simpson” “We now return you to exciting fifteenth round action at the Canadian Football League draft.” – TV Announcer “And so, the Saskatchewan Rough Riders, who scored only four rouges all last season, Jack . . . ” – CFL Analyst
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .