“Wait a minute, if you’re from Shelbyville, how come we’ve never seen you in school?” – Shlebyville Kid #1 “I don’t go to school.” – Bart Simpson “Okay, what’s two plus two?” – Shelbyville Kid #2 “Five.” – Bart Simpson “Story checks out.” – Shelbyville Kid #2
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .