“Only one of you will be chosen to go into space, so the next few weeks will be a grueling series of tests to determine which one of you is most qualified.” – NASA Administrator “Oh, and Mr. Gumble, for the duration of the training there’ll be no more beer.” – NASA Scientist “What? Three whole weeks with only wine? I’ll go crazy!” – Barney Gumble
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .