Day: January 20, 2018

“You know, Homer, you’ve always been such a good provider, but when we got married, Mr. Berger promised I could come back to my old job any time I wanted.” – Marge Simpson “You think you can still do that kind of work?” – Homer Simpson “Sure, you never forget. It’s just like riding a bicycle.” – Marge Simpson “Hey, mama, where’s my fries already?” – Otto