“I’m sorry I left you alone with Homer and Bart.” – Lisa Simpon “No, no, honey. We had a fine time.” – High Parkfield “How’d you get that gash on your forehead?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, that was when we hid in the dumpster after the fire alarm went off in the pornographic magazine warehouse.” – Hugh Parkfield
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .