“Anything else?” – Grocery Clerk “Yes, I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.” – Marge Simpson “Oh? Two grapes? Who cares?” – Grocery Clerk “Just charge me something, please.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, okay, alright . . . I need a price check on two grapes. Yeah, you heard me, Phil! Two measly stinkin’ grapes.” – Grocery Clerk
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .