“Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?” – Barney Gumble “Barney, are you nuts? That’s the Super Bowl! How ’bout the Sunday after that?” – Homer Simpson “Well, my ma’s coming in from Norway, but, uh . . . what the hell.” – Barney Gumble
Day: February 2, 2020
Makeup Quote of the Day
“The only hard part is getting up.” – C.M. Burns