“Dad, can I talk to you something?” – Bart Simpson “Sure, boy, what’s on your mind?” – Homer Simpson “Well, I was wondering, how important is it to be popular?” – Bart Simpson “I’m glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world!” – Homer Simpson “So, like, sometimes you could do stuff that you think is pretty bad so other kids will like you better?” – Bart Simpson “You’re not talking about killing anyone, are you?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Bart Simpson “Are you?!” – Homer Simpson “No!” – Bart Simpson “Then run…
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .