Unsubstantiated Internet Rumors? Well, This IS a Blog

“Say it ain’t so Krusty.” – Bart Simpson Is this going to be the kind of blog that overreacts to internet rumors of uncertain sourcing?  If it’s Friday and we’re looking for a cheap post, you’d better believe it is.  Look what the internet brought this morning: Anne Hathaway to Voice Krusty’s Girlfriend in ‘The Simpsons’ Another celebrity voice (quite possibly playing herself), whatever; I’m numb to them at this point.  Wait . . . what?  Oh, fuck: Contact Music reported that her role will be the girlfriend who testifies in court in defense of Krusty the Clown who is…