“Hey hey! I’ve been in Reno for six weeks! Did I miss anything?” – Krusty the Klown Good news, everyone:… READ MORE
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“Perhaps you’d be more comfortable talking to Snappy the Alligator.” – Mr. Smithers “Maybe.” – C.M. Burns The episode where… READ MORE
“We need a cure! We need a cure!” – Mob “Why the only cure is bedrest. Anything I give you… READ MORE
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“Hey, hey! I’ve been in Reno for six weeks, did I miss anything?” – Krusty the Klown Back on Simpsons… READ MORE
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“Oh, Springfield Elementary, I will have you back again! After all, tomorrow is another school day!” – Principal Skinner Happy… READ MORE
“I think we’ve heard enough about Larry Burns for one evening.” – Marge Simpson “Why? It’s not like anything interesting… READ MORE
“Bart! Lisa! If you don’t behave we’ll turn this car right around and go home!” – Marge Simpson “But, Marge,… READ MORE
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“Oh yes, we won! We won! We won! Um, unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, heh . .… READ MORE
“Eine minuten, eine minuten! . . . Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein . . . nuisance phone!” – Nondescript… READ MORE
“You know, we’re kind of like the original Odd Couple. You’re the messy one, and I’m-” – Principal Skinner “Shut… READ MORE
“Then, on his eighteenth birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion. During his long recuperation, he taught himself… READ MORE
“Look, there’s only one reasonable way to settle this: rock, paper, scissors.” – Lisa Simpson “Poor, predictable Bart. Always takes… READ MORE
“Mr. Simpson, I presume.” – Not Henry Morton Stanley Happy birthday, George Meyer! READ MORE
“I read about what happens to kids whose parents no longer love and cherish each other. They go through eight… READ MORE
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“Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader!” – Movementarian “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Leader! Leader!” – Suckers “Batman!” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Joy of Sect”!… READ MORE
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