The lack of a new episode last week was such a tease. Unfortunately, there’s a new Zombie Simpsons on tonight, which guest stars Anne Hathaway as Bart’s object-of-desire Jenny. My memory’s slightly hazy – I tend to block out shit I hate – but this will be at least the fourth celebrity-voiced love interest Bart has had. This is, as Charlie opines, getting out of hand. Anyway, SNPP offers us this description:

Bart volunteers at the Springfield Retirement Castle in order to impress a girl, but this leaves Milhouse (who took the rap for a school prank he and Bart pulled) less than impressed; Lisa becomes depressed when she writes a report on what Springfield will be like 50 years from now.

Whoop dee doo. In case you’re chomping at the bit to watch this (sycophantic No Homers members, I’m looking in your general direction), here’s a clip or two to hold you over. Yeah, it’s going to be bad.