“Now before I give you the check, one more question.  Uh, this place “Moe’s” you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind?” – Total Disaster Insurance Agent

“Don’t tell him you were at a bar . . . but what else is open at night?” – Homer’s Brain

“It’s a pornography store, I was buying pornography.” – Homer Simpson

“Heh heh heh, I woulda never thought of that.” – Homer’s Brain