Do you often think to yourself, “What I really need is a good pair of humorous cufflinks”?  Is there someone you love who may be a great person but whose life is clearly lacking in this critical way?  Fear not, for the Cufflinks Depot is here!  For just $45 American you can purchase one of these fine novelty items, sure to produce that always entertaining mixture of fake gratitude and suppressed disappointment on the face of the recipient.  (And make no mistake, these are gag gift only items, the websites that peddle them all but beg you to use them as gifts.)

Then again, six tenths of a second with Google will point you to 1st Choice Cufflinks, where they’ve got even more crappy Simpsons cufflinks and they only want twenty bucks for a pair.  The ruthless power of on-line capitalism is such that these items, which no sane person would value at more than about six cents, must compete in a ruthless marketplace where markups of several thousand percent must compete with markups of merely several hundred percent.

Hugh Parkfield would never deign to wear any of these.