Via paperkraft.net comes a papercraft Homer. Click here for links to the instructions and a printable design so you can try this at home. You’ll need a color printer, glue, a sharp knife, some kind of cutting board, and a toothpick. I have a few of those things, but I won’t be attempting this. You see, I am perpetually horrible at arts & crafts and am likely to end up gluing my fingers together, and if that happens I won’t be able to use the teevee remote.