“The winner is: me, for being seen with you freaks.” – Rainier Wolfcastle Happy birthday James L. Brooks! READ MORE
“Booo!” – Crowd “But it’s me: Moe! Wearing a sailor suit! Moe, with a lolly! It’s so out of character!… READ MORE
“Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down.” – Homer Simpson Happy Simpsons Day everyone! In… READ MORE
“Dad, why are you singing?” – Lisa Simpson “Tell a lie! Tell a lie!” – Homer’s Brain “Because I have… READ MORE
“At last, I’m going to do what Bob never could: kill Bart Simpson!” – Cecil Terwilliger “By throwing me off… READ MORE
“Homer, I want you to look at this drawing Bart did.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, it’s beautiful! Oh, let’s put… READ MORE
“Ever since I became a movie star I’ve been miserable. I had to get up at 5am just for makeup.… READ MORE
“Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on, kids, let’s go home.” – Homer Simpson “We are… READ MORE
“Lisa, don’t sit in front of that telly like a fly stuck in a toffee. It’s a great big world… READ MORE
“There certainly are a lot of stains on the ceiling.” – Marge Bouvier “Marge, I’m sorry. I wish I could… READ MORE
“First of all, his accuser is a very shady character. That waiter, Mr. LaCoste, not only wasn’t born in Springfield, he… READ MORE
“You got Poison to play at our wedding?” – Becky “We’re Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison.” – Cyanide Singer… READ MORE
“But first, move over Baltimore! Springfield has stolen your idea!” – Kent Brockman Some internet genius put together a version… READ MORE
“Here you go, Red Tick Beer.” – Moe “Hmm, bold, refreshing, and something I can’t quite put my finger on.”… READ MORE
“Whoa, a talking dog! What were you guys smoking when you came up with that?” – Otto “We were eating… READ MORE
“This is gonna be the best birthday breakfast Mom ever had.” – Lisa Simpson “Hey, Lis, you think that’s enough… READ MORE
“Just take mine. A simple cupcake will bring me no pleasure.” – Lisa Simpson This week we’ve got two links… READ MORE
“Homey, I know you love me. We don’t need to get married again.” – Marge Simpson “Yes we do! I… READ MORE
“Forget the hair, just give me the blush! Oh, we’re on.” – Kent Brockman Fucking CNN. This one is bad… READ MORE
“Oh, sir, what will you do next?” – Mr. Smithers “Well, first I’ll get that new hip I’ve been hankering… READ MORE
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