We’re just a few hours away from “Postcards from the Wedge,” the 14th installment of Zombie Simpsons this season. I scoured the Internets for something more than one sentence description available over at SNPP and Simpsons Channel, but came up short. So here we go:

When Homer takes a hard line to Bart’s problems at school while Marge tries a more sympathetic approach, Bart realizes he can play the two of them off against each other to his benefit.

Bart manipulating his parents, how unexpected! What daring, uncharted territory for Zombie Simpsons. How do those talented, handsome writers keep rewarding us, their filthy, undeserving audience, with such comedic delights? This breakneck pace of writing innovation is unprecedented. Lavish more gold doubloons and supple women (or men, whatever) upon them, I say! And we, unworthy as we are, will honor the writers every Sunday by sitting in front of our respective televisions and basking in the show’s warm glowing warming glow. What a time to live, my friends! What a time to live!

Gah. I need a shower and a drink.