“Lot Sixty-Seven, thirty-two cartons of pornography.” – Auctioneer
“Ten cents.” – Jasper
“Twelve!” – Phone Bidder
“Twelve cents to our phone bidder in Japan! Any advance?” – Auctioneer
“Oh, all I brought is a dime. I didn’t know there’d be pornography.” – Jasper
“Sold for twelve cents!” – Auctioneer
“Oh, my beloved pornography!” – Krusty the Klown
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
I assume this is cut out in syndication, I don’t remember this quote at all!
SNPP seems to think so:
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/scg-7.txt
(Ctrl-F for “Lot 67”)
I pretty much only watch my DVD rips these days (and occasionally the DVDs themselves), so I’ve really lost track of what was and wasn’t cut out.