Quote of the Day

Pornography Auction

“Lot Sixty-Seven, thirty-two cartons of pornography.” – Auctioneer
“Ten cents.” – Jasper
“Twelve!” – Phone Bidder
“Twelve cents to our phone bidder in Japan!  Any advance?” – Auctioneer
“Oh, all I brought is a dime.  I didn’t know there’d be pornography.” – Jasper
“Sold for twelve cents!” – Auctioneer
“Oh, my beloved pornography!” – Krusty the Klown

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