“Now, I believe you have some sort of firearm for me.” – Homer Simpson “Well, let’s see here. According to your background check you’ve been in a mental institution.” – Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Guy “Yeah.” – Homer Simpson “Frequent problems with alcohol.” – Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Guy “Oh yeah.” – Homer Simpson “You beat up President Bush.” – Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Guy “Former President. . . . ‘Potentially Dangerous’?” – Homer Simpson “Relax, that just limits you to three hand guns or less.” – Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Guy “Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .