“Now, I believe you have some sort of firearm for me.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, let’s see here. According to your background check you’ve been in a mental institution.” – Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Guy
“Yeah.” – Homer Simpson
“Frequent problems with alcohol.” – Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Guy
“Oh yeah.” – Homer Simpson
“You beat up President Bush.” – Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Guy
“Former President. . . . ‘Potentially Dangerous’?” – Homer Simpson
“Relax, that just limits you to three hand guns or less.” – Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Guy
“Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
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This is easily one of my favorite episodes and exchanges of all time. Homer’s waiting sequence set to Tom Petty was an absolute stroke of genius.
I agree, this whole sequence is hilarious. “I’d shoot you if I had my gun.” “Yeah well you don’t.” Maybe the last truly hilarious episode the show did. And is there a better name than Bloodbath & Beyond? Try & Save is great as well. They just knocked most of these names out of the park.
“Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they’re manufactured for a reason: to take out today’s modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel, and the electric eel.”
Excellent usage.
P.S. Sorry, no Compare & Contrast until tomorrow.
By far the funniest episode of the show.