Quote of the Day

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“I hate these worker of the week award ceremonies.” – Carl
“Who even cares anymore?  Everyone that works here has already got one.” – Lenny
“Except for . . .” – Carl
“Hello!  Well, today’s the day for Homer J.  I know I’m gonna win this time.” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, how come?” – Lenny
“Union rule twenty-six: every employee must win worker of the week at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor.” – Homer Simpson

3 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. It’s almost a callback to the comments Herb Powell’s engineers made about him when he was designing the car. “Oh and his personal hygiene is beyond reproach.”

    1. Also reminds me of, “Oh, you poor unfortunate man. Let’s get you our of those clothes immediately, and we’ll do whatever we can about the smell.”

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