“You were one nifty number.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Boys all paid attention to me, and it drove my friends crazy.” – Jacqueline Bouvier “Oh, who were your friends?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Oh, Zelda Fitzgerald, Francis Farmer, and little Sylvia Plath.” – Jacqueline Bouvier
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .