“Maggie, can you point to the monkey? . . . Pfft, what do babies know?” – Homer Simpson “Maggie, can you point to the credenza?” – Lisa Simpson “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
Tag: Lady Bouvier’s Lover
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“I’m gonna keep this Mary Worth phone right here. Here stern but sensible face will remind me never to do anything so stupid again.” – Bart Simpson “Hey, Bart, you wanna go play with that x-ray machine in the abandoned hospital?” – Milhouse van Houten “Sure.” – Bart Simpson
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“Whoop-de-doo, employees! Everyone who’s found true love may leave early today!” – C.M. Burns “Yea!” – Most Employees
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“I suppose I’ll be getting home too. At least I got Matlock to keep me company. Oh, he’s on in five minutes!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “He is? Step on it!” – Jacqueline Bouvier “Hurry up! Hurry! Each Matlock could be our last!” – Old Jewish Guy
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“Yeah, hi, I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.” – Hired Goon “That’s me!” – Bart Simpson “Don’t write no more letters to Mr. Sinatra.” – Hired Goon Happy (one week belated) birthday to Josh Weinstein!
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“Hello, I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such films as The Boat Jacking of Supership 79 and Hydro: The Man with the Hydraulic Arms.” – Troy McClure
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“That’s not my mother.” – Marge Simpson “I’ll be back in a jiffy!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Can I come too? . . . Oh.” – Old Woman
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“You know, you remind me of poem I can’t remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I’m not sure I’ve ever been to.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “You’re so sweet.” – Jacqueline Bouvier Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lady Bouvier’s Lover”! Original airdate: 12 May 1994.
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“Barney, why don’t you fill out the groom’s side.” – Homer Simpson “Hey, down in front.” – Barney Gumble “Nein!” – German Guy
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“It’s been great spending time with my family again. I guess the next time I see you won’t be until Thanksgiving.” – Jacqueline Bouvier “Or if not then . . . Christmas.” – Homer Simpson
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“Smithers, guess what happened to me last night?” – C.M. Burns “I don’t know, sir. You had sex with that old woman?” – Mr. Smithers “She said no to me! Do you know how many women have said no to me? One-hundred-thirty! But only one since I’ve become a billionaire.” – C.M. Burns
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“You were one nifty number.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Boys all paid attention to me, and it drove my friends crazy.” – Jacqueline Bouvier “Oh, who were your friends?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Oh, Zelda Fitzgerald, Francis Farmer, and little Sylvia Plath.” – Jacqueline Bouvier
Reading Digest: Most Everyone Loves Maggie Edition
“Everybody get ready, here comes the birthday girl in her very first dress.” – Marge Simpson “Awww.” – Everybody “She’s a little angel.” – Patty Bouvier “Yeah, I want to put a hook in her and hang her from our Christmas tree.” – Selma Bouvier “What smells?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Uh-oh.” – Marge Simpson There were so many links about “The Longest Daycare” and the other award nominated animated shorts this week that I’ve set them aside in their own special VIP section. (I came across so many that I initially thought the ceremony was this Sunday, not next…
The Longest Daycare: Maggie in the Spotlight
“We didn’t invite the other babies. Maggie doesn’t seem to get along with the other babies.” – Lisa Simpson Though I still haven’t seen it a second time, after a weekend of mulling it over, “The Longest Daycare” is doing that thing that high quality movies/television shows/books do where it gets better the more I think about it. The story is sweet without being saccharine, exciting without being scary, and plausible without being fanciful. The animation is very similar to the movie and HD Zombie Simpsons, but there’s a not-quite dreamlike quality to it that makes it fit in will…
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“You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common . . . uh, um, you both got swindled by that telemarketing scam.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, it’s not a swindle. What you do is, see, you give ’em all your credit card numbers, and if one of them is lucky, they’ll send you a prize.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “I was just happy to talk to someone on the phone.” – Jacqueline Bouvier
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Image shamelessly yoinked from here. “Marge, please, old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet.” – Marge Simpson
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Image yoinked from Wikipedia. “Mr. Simpson, I represent the estate of Jimmy Durante. I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation. Boys.” – Lawyer “Well, would it be alright with you if I just laid down in the street and died?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Yes, that would be acceptable.” – Lawyer
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“Homey, you know it’s funny, both my mother and your father seem pretty lonely.” – Marge Simpson “Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, that is funny.” – Homer Simpson
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“I specifically requested no romantic music!” – C.M. Burns
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“Coming up this hour on the Impulse Buying Network, your chance to own a piece of Itchy & Scratchy, the toon-town-twosome beloved by everyone, even cynical members of Generation X.” – Troy McClure “Yeah. ‘Groovy’.” – Cynical Member of Generation X Happy birthday Wes Archer!