Quote of the Day

“I move that Homer Simpson be our new union president!  All in favor?” – Carl “Aye!” – Nuclear Plant Workers “All opposed?” – Carl “Nay.” – Mumbly Guy “Congratulations, Homer!” – Carl “Hey, what does this job pay?” – Homer Simpson “Nothing.” – Carl “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson “Unless you’re crooked!” – Carl “Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson