Tag: Last Exit to Springfield

  “Then I got this scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.” – Homer Simpson

“He’s a worthy foe. Look at him, Smithers, exercising away while the others are off at the candy machine.” – C.M. Burns “Hey, Lenny, can you get this Sugar Daddy off my back?” – Homer Simpson “Okay, but it’s the last time.” – Lenny

“My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation: swank. Ten times more addictive that marijuana! To human misery.” – Senator Mendoza “Ice to see you.” – McBain

“Who is that firebrand, Smithers?” – C.M. Burns “That’s Homer Simpson, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “Simpson, eh? New man?” – C.M. Burns “Actually, sir, he thwarted your campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude.” – Mr. Smithers “Doesn’t ring a bell.” – C.M. Burns

“Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge “Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge “Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge “Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge “Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge “Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge “Bullseye!” – Karl “Thanks a lot, Karl. Now I’ve lost my train of thought.” – Homer Simpson “Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge “Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa…

“And Gummy Joe, where would you be without the dental plan?” – Homer Simpson “I wouldn’t have ol’ Chomper here, that’s for sure!” – Gummy Joe

“Welcome, brothers of Local 643, as you know, our president Chuckie Fitzhugh ain’t been seen lately. We’re all praying he’ll turn up soon, alive and well.” – Carl

“Where’s my burrito!  Where’s my burrito!  Where’s my burrito!  D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

“Maggie’s teeth are coming in crooked.  Has she been sucking on a pacifier?” – Dr. Wolf “Uh, not to my knowledge.” – Marge Simpson “Liar!” – Dr. Wolf

“How often do you brush, Ralph?” – Dr. Wolf “Three times a day, sir.” – Ralph Wiggum “Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?” – Dr. Wolf

“I move that Homer Simpson be our new union president!  All in favor?” – Carl “Aye!” – Nuclear Plant Workers “All opposed?” – Carl “Nay.” – Mumbly Guy “Congratulations, Homer!” – Carl “Hey, what does this job pay?” – Homer Simpson “Nothing.” – Carl “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson “Unless you’re crooked!” – Carl “Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson

“Tonight on Smartline, the power plant strike: argle-bargle or foofaraw?  With us tonight are plant owner C.M. Burns, union kingpin Homer Simpson, and talk show mainstay Dr. Joyce Brothers.” – Kent Brockman “I brought my own mike.” – Dr. Joyce Brothers

“What do we want?” – Carl “More equitable treatment at the hands of management!” – Striking Workers “When do we want it?” – Carl “Soon!” – Striking Workers

“Who is it?” – Homer Simpson “Goons.” – Goon “Who?” – Homer Simpson “Hired goons.” – Goon “Hired goons?” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary “Last Exit to Springfield”!  Original airdate 11 March 1993.

“Now, stay tuned for professional wrestling live from the Springfield grapplearium.  Tonight, a Texas death match, Dr. Hillbilly versus the Iron Yuppie!  One man will actually be unmasked and killed in the ring!” – Wrestling Announcer “I hope they kill that iron yuppie, thinks he’s so big.” – Homer Simpson