Quote of the Day

“Oh, what does it matter?  We’re doomed.” – Homer Simpson “Wrong, we’re saved!  Seagulls always stay near land.  They only go out to sea to die.” – Ned Flanders “Woo-hoo!  See that boy?  Your old man was right, not Flanders!  We are doomed!  In your face, Flanders!” – Homer Simpson