Tag: Boy Scoutz ‘N the Hood

“Ugh, I’m taking a bath on this.” – Krusty the Klown “We tried to tell you, these are unmanned oil rigs.” – Accountant

“Oh, they won’t let you have any fun.” – Bart Simpson

“You did it, Dad! You saved us! I’m proud you’re my father.” – Bart Simpson “Go away. Eating.” – Homer Simpson

“Mmm, free goo.” – Homer Simpson

“Ah, the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.” – Homer Simpson

“How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh? . . . D’oh! Stupid poetic justice!” – Homer Simpson

“Argh, here be a fine vessel. The yarghest river goin’ boat there be!” – Captain McAllister “I’ll take it!” – Homer Simpson “Argh, I don’t know what I’m doing.” – Captain McAllister

“When I say ‘Put your beer on a coaster’, I mean it!” – Moe “You call that a knife? This is a knife! . . . Whoa, down I go.” – Hans Moleman

“You’re lucky, you only joined the Junior Campers.  I got a dirty word shaved in the back of my head.” – Milhouse van Houten “What is it with you kids and that word?  I’m going to shave you bald, young man, until you learn that hair is not a right, it’s a privilege.” – Principal Skinner

“Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner.” – Marge Simpson “Steak?” – Homer Simpson “Money’s too tight for steak.” – Marge Simpson “Steak?” – Homer Simpson “Sure, steak.” – Marge Simpson

“Okay, kids, now I’m gonna teach ya how to trap wild animals.  But this should only be used in a life or death situation.” – Ned Flanders “Ooh, floor pie.” – Homer Simpson

“You see anything yet?” – Chief Wiggum “Nothing, captain.  Somebody took all the beer and cold cuts.” – Lou “That’s it.  I’m not even casting off until we go to the store.” – Chief Wiggum

“Look, Homer won’t want to go, so just ask him and he’ll say no.  Then it’ll be his fault.” – Bart Simpson “I don’t want to go, so if he asks me to go I’ll just say yes.” – Homer Simpson “Wait!  Are you sure that’s how this sort of thing works?” – Homer’s Brain “Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip.” – Homer Simpson “Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.” – Bart Simpson “Bart, I’d be delighted to go on your trip with you.” – Homer Simpson “D’oh!” – Homer…

“Oh, what does it matter?  We’re doomed.” – Homer Simpson “Wrong, we’re saved!  Seagulls always stay near land.  They only go out to sea to die.” – Ned Flanders “Woo-hoo!  See that boy?  Your old man was right, not Flanders!  We are doomed!  In your face, Flanders!” – Homer Simpson

“Finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites.  Honey roasted peanuts: ingredients: salt, artificial honey roasting agents, pressed peanut sweepings . . . mmmm.” – Homer Simpson

“I keep telling you, lady, your husband and son have to be missing for a week before we can start searching.  I’d like to help sooner, I would, but we’re very, very busy down here.  Yeesh.  King me.” –Chief Wiggum

“Lousy piece of junk!” – Homer Simpson “Hey, I got that for my birthday!” – Todd Flanders “Now I have to face stupid reality again.” – Homer Simpson