“Flanders, what are you doing here?” – Homer Simpson “I’m having a kidney and a lung removed.” – Ned Flanders “Who are you donating them to?” – Homer Simpson “First come, first serve! What are you in for?” – Ned Flanders “I got a bad heart.” – Homer Simpson “If I could give you my heart, Homer, I would.” – Ned Flanders “Shutup, Flanders.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .