“Flanders, what are you doing here?” – Homer Simpson
“I’m having a kidney and a lung removed.” – Ned Flanders
“Who are you donating them to?” – Homer Simpson
“First come, first serve!  What are you in for?” – Ned Flanders
“I got a bad heart.” – Homer Simpson
“If I could give you my heart, Homer, I would.” – Ned Flanders
“Shutup, Flanders.” – Homer Simpson