“Homer, of all the crazy ideas you’ve had, this one ranks somewhere in the middle. You’re thirty-eight years old, you don’t know how to box, and you haven’t gotten any exercise since grade school. Before you even consider this, I insist you consult a doctor.” – Marge Simpson “No problemo.” – Homer Simpson “A competent doctor!” – Marge Simpson “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .