“And how is my little major leaguer, catch any junebugs today?” – Homer Simpson “Well, me and Milhouse took some mail from a mail truck and threw it down the sewer.” – Bart Simpson “Son, I know you meant well, but that wasn’t the right thing to do.” – Homer Simpson “What the hell are you talking about? You’re the one who double dared us.” – Bart Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .