“And how is my little major leaguer, catch any junebugs today?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, me and Milhouse took some mail from a mail truck and threw it down the sewer.” – Bart Simpson
“Son, I know you meant well, but that wasn’t the right thing to do.” – Homer Simpson
“What the hell are you talking about? You’re the one who double dared us.” – Bart Simpson
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If I’m not mistaken, Homer’s face is priceless right after that quote.
“apparently that disturbing odor WAS the food..”