“Hey, Estelle, will you go to the prom with me?” – Barney Gumble “I wouldn’t go to the prom with you if you were Elliot Gould!” – Estelle “Oh, shot down again.” – Barney Gumble “Hey, don’t worry, Barney, it’s a big school. There’s got to be a girl nobody else wants to take to the prom.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .