Sunday Preview: I Won’t Be Home For Christmas

It looks like Homer won’t be home for Christmas after he stays too long at Moe’s Tavern on Christmas Eve and an irate Marge tells him not to return to their house, so he’s left to wander alone around Springfield and lament the effects of Christmas spirits. Marge gets mad because Homer is drinking, Homer feels bad, Homer finds some way to convince Marge to again blind herself to his functional alcoholism.  One could make a substantial list of episodes that follow this plot structure.  However one could also spend the rest of his Sunday playing video games instead, and just be…

Quote of the Day

“Marge, I had a lot of calls about you.  Customers love your no pressure approach.” – Lionel Hutz “Well, like we say, ‘The right house, for the right person’.” – Marge Simpson “Listen, it’s time I let you in on a little secret, Marge.  The right house is the house that’s for sale.  The right person, is anyone.” – Lionel Hutz