“When the hell are we gonna get to . . . where the hell are we going?” – Bart Simpson
“It’s called Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport, it’s known as America’s Scrod Basket.” – Marge Simpson
“I thought Springfield was America’s Scrod Basket.” – Bart Simpson
“No, Springfield is America’s Crud Bucket, at least according to Newsweek.” – Marge Simpson