“I’m attracted to another woman! What am I going to do?” – Homer Simpson “Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman, and you’ll realize you have nothing in common.” – Barney Gumble “Barney, that is so insightful. How’d you come up with that?” – Homer Simpson “It was on one of these bar napkins.” – Barney Gumble
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .