“I’m attracted to another woman! What am I going to do?” – Homer Simpson
“Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman, and you’ll realize you have nothing in common.” – Barney Gumble
“Barney, that is so insightful. How’d you come up with that?” – Homer Simpson
“It was on one of these bar napkins.” – Barney Gumble
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2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
You know, I’ve always liked this joke as an amusing reveal, but looking at the napkin now I’ve got a sudden sense of how this is a perfectly appropriate thing to have in a bar, a little reminder laying before any drunks who get a bit too randy.
That is so true though.