“This machine reads zip codes; these five digits tell us where to direct your mail.” – Post Master Bill “But it’s nine digits now. What’s the point of these other four numbers?” – Lisa Simpson “Those are citizen relocation codes. With any luck, we’ll never need them.” – Post Master Bill “She’s on to us, should I flood the chamber?” – Military Guy “Not yet, lets get some lunch.” – Civilian Guy
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .