“You ever gone on a killing spree?” – Nelson Muntz “No, no, the day of the gun toting disgruntled postman shooting up the place went out with the Macarena.” – Post Master Bill “I’m just glad I work in an elementary school.” – Principal Skinner
Tag: Sunday Cruddy Sunday
Quote of the Day
“It’s so nice to have a peaceful weekend together.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, I’m bored too.” – Lisa Simpson
Quote of the Day
“This machine reads zip codes; these five digits tell us where to direct your mail.” – Post Master Bill “But it’s nine digits now. What’s the point of these other four numbers?” – Lisa Simpson “Those are citizen relocation codes. With any luck, we’ll never need them.” – Post Master Bill “She’s on to us, should I flood the chamber?” – Military Guy “Not yet, lets get some lunch.” – Civilian Guy
Quote of the Day
“Counterfeit?” – Homer Simpson “Yeah, see the hologram’s missing, and there’s no such team as the Spungos, and, finally, these seem to be printed on some sort of cracker.” – Super Bowl Ticket Guy “Stop eating our tickets!” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“The road to the Super Bowl is long and pointless . . . I mean, when you think about it.” – TV Announcer
Crazy Noises: Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
“Any final thoughts?” – Pat Summerall “Nah, I’m too mad. Let’s get the heck out of here.” – John Madden For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing for substandard commentary on substandard Simpsons. This summer we’ll be looking at Season 10. Why Season 10? Because we’ve already done Seasons 8 and 9 and we can’t put it off any longer. Prior to Season 10, we watched as the show started falling over, this is when it fell over. And while the dust wouldn’t settle completely for another…
Public Service Announcement
“So, do you think the Redskins’ll beat the spread?” – Homer Simpson “Put me down.” – Lisa Simpson Tomorrow is the high holy day of the NFL. There have been three episodes that prominently featured the Super Bowl. One of them is amongst the finest 22 minutes ever committed to television. The other two are the opposite of that. For your own safety, please restrict your Super Bowl weekend viewing to: “Lisa the Greek” (Season 3 Disc 3) Do NOT, under any circumstances, view: “Sunday, Cruddy Sunday” (Season 10 Disc 2) “Homer and Ned’s Hail Mary Pass” (Your Nearest…