“Mrs K, whoever this guy is, you don’t need him. There are plenty of good men around.” – Bart Simpson “Name one.” – Mrs. Krabappel “What’s wrong with Principal Skinner?” – Bart Simpson “Seymour? Let’s just say his Mommy won’t let him out to play.” – Mrs. Krabappel “What about Coach Fortner?” – Bart Simpson “Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.” – Mrs. Krabappel “Wow. What about Groundskeeper Willie?” – Bart Simpson “I’m not even going to tell you what that guy’s into!” – Mrs. Krabappel
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .