“Mrs K, whoever this guy is, you don’t need him. There are plenty of good men around.” – Bart Simpson
“Name one.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“What’s wrong with Principal Skinner?” – Bart Simpson
“Seymour? Let’s just say his Mommy won’t let him out to play.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“What about Coach Fortner?” – Bart Simpson
“Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Wow. What about Groundskeeper Willie?” – Bart Simpson
“I’m not even going to tell you what that guy’s into!” – Mrs. Krabappel
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2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
She should’ve dated Chalmers, but I think he’s married.
The DVD commentary to this episode even said that this episode predicted that Skinner and Krabappel would be a couple (season 8’s “Grade School Confidential”) and that Groundskeeper Willie was a pervert (season six’s “Homer Badman”).
Wish we could have seen Coach Fortner and his drinking problem.