“That’s it! I’m calling the company.” – Lisa Simpson “Hello, you have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service center. If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy’s appearance or odor, press one. If you’ve given Malibu Stacy a haircut and need to order a replacement head, press two.” – Malibu Stacy Customer Service Recording
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .