“I got a mink shammy, sir, I hope it-…Oh, my god, Mr. Burns is dead! Oh, why do the good always die so young?” – Mr. Smithers

2 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. A. Oakley Avatar
    A. Oakley

    And, to think, all this happened because of a sponge…

    I liked the flashbacks of Mr. Burns’ life (firing his nanny [though that does conflict with the story that he’s like Charles Foster Kane, in that he grew up poor, but was adopted by a twisted, loveless billionaire. I don’t think the writers ever established whether Mr. Burns was born rich or adopted into it. The Citizen Kane angle would have been more perfect, but I guess the writers just want him as a generic, evil rich executive], making a homeless man dance with a pistol he has to reload the old-fashioned way, and infiltrating Greenpeace so he can sink the boat before it can stop an oil tanker).

  2. Dave Avatar
    Dave

    The only way to bathe is with a tophat on.

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