“You promised! You can’t back out like when you volunteered for that Army experiment to avoid dinner at my sisters.” – Marge Simpson “Mr. Simpson, you do realize this may result in hair loss, giddiness, and the loss of equilibrium?” – Army Scientist “Yeah, yeah, yeah, just gimme the serum. . . . It was worth it.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .