Tag: Marge on the Lam

“It’s a ghost car! There are ghost cars all over these highways, you know.” – Chief Wiggum “Hold me.” – Homer Simpson “Only if you old me.” – Chief Wiggum

“Homer, are you just holding onto the can?” – Vending Machine Technician “Your point being?” – Homer Simpson

“This cross-country flight from the law would be hell if we didn’t stick together!” – Rebelling Woman #1 “Hey, friends stick together.” – Rebelling Woman #2 “It’s amazing how through all this adversity we managed to stick together.” – Rebelling Woman #3 “If there’s one thing decent folk do, it’s stick together.” – Rebelling Woman #4 “I hate it when the waffles stick together.” – Waitress “Stickin’ together’s what good waffles do.” – Cook

“Homer, please, you know it’s hard for me to make friends.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, Marge, we should do this every Thursday.” – Marge’s Potential Friend “Marge, I got sprayed by this skunk! Oh, look, he’s doing it again!” – Homer Simpson

“Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal papers?” – Lisa Simpson “As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!” – Lionel Hutz a/k/a Miguel Sanchez, a/k/a Dr. Nguyen van Falk

“I hit it! I hit it!” – Marge Simpson “My cans! My precious antique cans! Aww, look what you done to ’em.” – Ancient Farmer

“You promised! You can’t back out like when you volunteered for that Army experiment to avoid dinner at my sisters.” – Marge Simpson “Mr. Simpson, you do realize this may result in hair loss, giddiness, and the loss of equilibrium?” – Army Scientist “Yeah, yeah, yeah, just gimme the serum. . . . It was worth it.” – Homer Simpson

“The ballet? Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson “You like ballet?” – Marge Simpson “Margery, please, I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew. Ah, ballet…” – Homer Simpson

“Ha!  And to think, those idiot environmentalists were protesting this landfill!” – Chief Wiggum “Solid waste, I could kiss you! . . . Eww . . . Oow . . . Ugh . . . Ooh, I think this was pizza!” – Homer Simpson

“Thanks, Marge.  When my husband left, he took all our power tools, along with the car, my youth, my faith in mankind . . . well, see ya.” – Ruth Powers

“It’s Marge!  She’s become a crazed criminal just because I didn’t take her to the ballet!” – Homer Simpson “That’s exactly how Dillinger got started.” – Chief Wiggum “Really?” – Homer Simpson

“Hi, Marge, I was wondering if you had a power sander I could borrow?” – Ruth Powers “Homer?” – Marge Simpson “Nope.” – Homer Simpson “That’s one right there.” – Marge Simpson “Alright, but remember: it’s mine.” – Homer Simpson

“Thank you for a lovely time.” – Marge Simpson “You’re not going home already, are you?” – Ruth Powers “It’s almost 9:30.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, right, we better turn in! . . . Oh, you were serious.” – Ruth Powers

“Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from such telethons as Out With Gout 88 and Let’s Save Tony Orlando’s House.” – Troy McClure Tony Orlando turns 70 today.  Happy birthday.

“Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum, back in pursuit of the rebelling women.” – Chief Wiggum “Alright.  Your current location?” – Dispatch “Oh, uh, I’m on a road, looks to be asphalt.  Aw, jeez, trees, shrubs, I’m directly under the Earth’s Sun . . . now.” – Chief Wiggum Happy 20th anniversary to “Marge on the Lam”!  Original airdate 4 November 1993.

“Mmm, engine block eggs.  If we can keep these down, we’ll be sitting pretty.” – Chief Wiggum “That’s them!” – Homer Simpson “Quiet, I can’t hear the eggs.” – Chief Wiggum

“We’ve just received word of a high speed desert chase.  The suspects have been identified as Ruth Powers and Marge Simpson of Springfield.” – Kent Brockman “Cool.” – Bart Simpson “I always knew someday Mom would violently rise up and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors.” – Lisa Simpson “Enh, shut your yap.” – Bart Simpson

“Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage and I couldn’t help overhearing that you need a babysitter.  Of course, being a highly skilled attorney, my fee is one hundred and seventy-five dollars an hour.” – Lionel Hutz “We pay eight dollars for the night and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.” – Homer Simpson “Three.” – Lionel Hutz “Two.” – Homer Simpson “Okay two, and I get to keep this old birdcage.” – Lionel Hutz “Done.” – Homer Simpson “Still got it.” – Lionel Hutz