“Alright, gentlemen, I’ll take your case. But I’m going to have to ask for a thousand dollar retainer.” – Lionel Hutz “A thousand dollars? But your ad says no money down!” – Bart Simpson “They got this all screwed up.” – Lionel Hutz “So you don’t work on a contingency basis?” – Bart Simpson “No, money down! . . . Oops, shouldn’t have this bar association logo here either.” – Lionel Hutz
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .