“Just outside the county courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history. Behind these doors a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the media have dubbed Beat Up Waiter. Pfft, this reporter suggested Waitergate, but was shouted down at the press club.” – Kent Brockman
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .