“Now, unfortunately, our school clocks have been running fast all semester. So, today, we all have to stay two extra hours to make up for the time we lost. Ha!” – Mrs. Krabappel “Ohhh.” – Students
Tag: The Boy Who Knew Too Much
*Triple* Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Oh, my God, he is like some sort of non-giving-up school guy!” – Bart Simpson
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“Freddy Quimby was with me the entire night in question. We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in . . . uh, you know, one of them loser countries. . . . Oh, good, my laundry is done.” – Moe
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Let’s vote. My liver is failing.” – Jasper
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“You know, we’re kind of like the original Odd Couple. You’re the messy one, and I’m-” – Principal Skinner “Shut up!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, yes. Very well.” – Principal Skinner
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“Just outside the county courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history. Behind these doors a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the media have dubbed Beat Up Waiter. Pfft, this reporter suggested Waitergate, but was shouted down at the press club.” – Kent Brockman
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“Freddy, honey, I think something just dropped into the back seat.” – Attractive Young Woman “I’m not paying you to talk.” – Freddy Quimby
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“Look, if I was under seventeen, I’d be in school, right?” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, I guess you’re right. Enjoy Boobarama, sir.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
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“Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.” – Bart Simpson
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“I wish more students had agreed to these electronic tracking implants. We only had one volunteer.” – Principal Skinner
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“Well, if Freddy Quimby didn’t do it, I’m sure he’ll be found innocent by a fair and impartial jury.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, jury duty! I’ll see that Quimby kid hang for this!” – Homer Simpson “I knew it was a bad idea to watch him open the mail.” – Lisa Simpson
Reading Digest: Global Calls for Cancellation Edition
“First of all, his accuser is a very shady character. That waiter, Mr. LaCoste, not only wasn’t born in Springfield, he wasn’t even born in this country!” – Blue Haired Lawyer “From now on, you tell me everything!” – Lionel Hutz This week we’ve got two different foreigners calling for the show to be sent to a farm upstate, and both are agreeably brutal towards Zombie Simpsons. In addition to that, we’ve got reports from that LA art show, the play has expanded its reach again, there’s some excellent fan art, another person’s going to try and watch them all, and more. Enjoy. Curated by Be Street :: The Unofficial Bootleg Bart Art Show – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is this interview with the guy behind that highfalutin art show in Los Angeles. Groening himself even showed up: The show also included a 10-foot tall piñata of Bart mooning the crowd, and a 26-foot-long wall on which attendees were able to draw their own Bootleg Bart (Matt Groening even came out and left his mark on the wall). Next month, Be Street will host its first Be Street Weeknd in Los Angeles, and in October, the Bootleg Bart art show will travel to Paris, And, if they have time, Chicago, Boston and Springfield. The Simpsons kitchen comes to life in Calgary home – A Canadian couple redid their kitchen to look like 742 Evergreen Terrace, right down to the corn cob curtains. There’s even video. A Lifetime of Simpsons – Another person is attempting to watch them all and blog about it: A combination of the show dipping in quality, and me expanding my horizons to new shows and movies led me to gradually stop watching the show. Where I used to watch the show religiously and tape the episodes each Sunday night, now I would go weeks without catching and episode, then when I would, I’d feel disappointed. I briefly came back when the movie came out in 2007, but by then the spark was gone. In college I met some friends who had similar stories, and we bonded watching the classic seasons together, but once again, the Simpsons faded out of my life. Now, on the eve of my 26th birthday, I have a plan. I want to reconnect with the show that meant so much to me. So, for the foreseeable future, I’m going to watch every episode of the show. The good, the bad, and the painful. Every week day I’ll be posting my thoughts on the episodes. An episode a day. For 574 days and counting. It’ll be a hell of a journey, but I feel like I owe it to the show that meant so much to me, and honestly shaped me into the man I am today. So please join me as I travel through a Life Time of the Simpsons. Good luck! I’d certainly quit after Season 11, but that’s just me. Right now he’s up to “The Telltale Head“: As time has gone…
Quote of the Day
“Bart, you have to tell the police.” – Lisa Simpson “I can’t.” – Bart Simpson “Why?” – Lisa Simpson “Bart Simpson, I know you cut school yesterday. And as soon as I can prove it, I’m shipping you off to the Christian Military Reform School.” – Principal Skinner “What he said.” – Bart Simpson
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“Can’t let Dad see me playing hooky.” – Bart Simpson “I can’t let the boy see me skipping work.” – Homer Simpson “Good afternoon.” – Bart Simpson “How do you do, sir?” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Boy Who Knew Too Much”! Original airdate: 5 May 1994.
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“If I were a truant boy out for a good time, I’d be right here: the Springfield Natural History Museum. You’re mine, Simpson.” – Principal Skinner
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“Come back here, I’m not through demeaning you!” – Freddy Quimby
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“Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson; it has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale.” – Principal Skinner
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“Oh my God, someone’s taken a bite out of the big rice krispie square! . . . Oh yeah, and the waiter’s been brutally beaten.” – Chief Wiggum
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“You see, Lisa? They don’t need my testimony.” – Bart Simpson “Only because Mayor Quimby’s buying his nephew’s freedom.” – Lisa Simpson “Ahh, the system works. Just ask Claus von Bulow.” – Bart Simpson
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“Prison bus, Otto?” – Bart Simpson “The regular school bus broke down, so take a seat before I blow your heads off!” – Otto “Otto!” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, sorry, this bus and I have sort of a Shining thing going on.” – Otto