Tag: The Boy Who Knew Too Much

“Now, unfortunately, our school clocks have been running fast all semester. So, today, we all have to stay two extra hours to make up for the time we lost. Ha!” – Mrs. Krabappel “Ohhh.” – Students

“Oh, my God, he is like some sort of non-giving-up school guy!” – Bart Simpson

“Freddy Quimby was with me the entire night in question. We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in . . . uh, you know, one of them loser countries. . . . Oh, good, my laundry is done.” – Moe

“Let’s vote. My liver is failing.” – Jasper

“Just outside the county courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history. Behind these doors a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the media have dubbed Beat Up Waiter. Pfft, this reporter suggested Waitergate, but was shouted down at the press club.” – Kent Brockman

“Freddy, honey, I think something just dropped into the back seat.” – Attractive Young Woman “I’m not paying you to talk.” – Freddy Quimby

“Look, if I was under seventeen, I’d be in school, right?” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, I guess you’re right. Enjoy Boobarama, sir.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen

“Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.” – Bart Simpson

“I wish more students had agreed to these electronic tracking implants. We only had one volunteer.” – Principal Skinner

“Well, if Freddy Quimby didn’t do it, I’m sure he’ll be found innocent by a fair and impartial jury.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, jury duty!  I’ll see that Quimby kid hang for this!” – Homer Simpson “I knew it was a bad idea to watch him open the mail.” – Lisa Simpson

“Bart, you have to tell the police.” – Lisa Simpson “I can’t.” – Bart Simpson “Why?” – Lisa Simpson “Bart Simpson, I know you cut school yesterday.  And as soon as I can prove it, I’m shipping you off to the Christian Military Reform School.” – Principal Skinner “What he said.” – Bart Simpson

“Can’t let Dad see me playing hooky.” – Bart Simpson “I can’t let the boy see me skipping work.” – Homer Simpson “Good afternoon.” – Bart Simpson “How do you do, sir?” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Boy Who Knew Too Much”!  Original airdate: 5 May 1994.  

“If I were a truant boy out for a good time, I’d be right here: the Springfield Natural History Museum.  You’re mine, Simpson.” – Principal Skinner

“Come back here, I’m not through demeaning you!” – Freddy Quimby

“Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson; it has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale.” – Principal Skinner

“Oh my God, someone’s taken a bite out of the big rice krispie square! . . . Oh yeah, and the waiter’s been brutally beaten.” – Chief Wiggum

“You see, Lisa?  They don’t need my testimony.” – Bart Simpson “Only because Mayor Quimby’s buying his nephew’s freedom.” – Lisa Simpson “Ahh, the system works.  Just ask Claus von Bulow.” – Bart Simpson

“Prison bus, Otto?” – Bart Simpson “The regular school bus broke down, so take a seat before I blow your heads off!” – Otto “Otto!” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, sorry, this bus and I have sort of a Shining thing going on.” – Otto